1) Put goat cheese in your scrambled eggs and top them with chives.
2) Use brown sugar instead of regular sugar.
3) Take a nap. You don’t get enough sleep.
5) Congratulate yourself for exercising.
6) Anoint yourself with Argan Oil.
7) Watch the Family Guy episode entitled “Three Kings”.
8) Get and laugh at the following reference from the previously mentioned TV Show: “He was a fat drink of water. The kind of drink of water you know your friend got from the bathroom instead of the kitchen.”
9) Pet a kitty.