4) It’s a sobering thing when, as a woman, you look in the mirror one morning and realize your breasts just aren’t as perky as they once were. *sigh*
5) I don’t understand people who stand still on moving walkways. Especially when they stand still on both sides. What I mean to say is, they’re rude and I hate them.
Quote of the day: “all of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies” -Bokonon