It is a truth universally acknowledged that misses and ma’ams born in Gainesvegas are predisposed to like beards. Like, a lot. Even those who move here later in life are eventually infected… or mutated… or they evolve?…whatever, I was never good at science-y things. It’s a trend, anyways, and I am no different. So, shoutout to all my Y-chromes out there: if you’re thinking of gracing our small town with your presence, and you want some action, grow some whiskers. It can’t hurt.
Current Jam: “Mothers Love Me” Adult Boys Thunderband